If I were in charge of the world
I'd cancel seafood,
Sickness,
Morning breath, and also the Kardashians.
If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn't have coldness.
You wouldn't have math.
You wouldn't have split ends.
Or "Don't forget to wash the dishes after dinner."
You wouldn't even have dishes.
If I were in charge of the world
Doritos with sour cream would be "eating healthy"
Books would be free
Violence wouldn't exist.
And a person who sometimes sleeps on the pile of laundry placed on the bed on a Sunday afternoon,
And sometimes forgets to feed the cat,
Would still be allowed to be in charge of the world.
Good ideas!
ReplyDeleteWe definitely don't need seafood, so good idea! And also washing dishes is never fun.
ReplyDeleteI love it except for the seafood I love seafood!! But I'll compromise if French fries can be healthy eating too!
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with the sleeping on a pile of clothes! I have definitely done that before!
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